Quotes

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

I used to think that women looked at my naked body with awe. It wasn't until lately that I found out they were actually saying, "Awww...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.